Category: Rehab For The Fabulous

As a child we’re not born with hate, racism, homophobia, prejudice, we only come to know such things through the environment that surrounds us.

I don’t care how drunk you are, here some things you should never say to a bartender. Call this part 1.
-Special k

I have a friend. Let’s call him Thumper. Because he’s young dumb and full of cum and on one occasion he caught Chlamydia.

Tales of an ill-spent youth: I once killed my neighbour’s cat. Well that’s not completely true…but hear me out…
-Special K

Tales of an ill-spent youth: There’s an expectation that losing your virginity is meant to be perfect. I’d like to say my first time was, but it wasn’t…
-Special K

Tales of an ill-spent youth: When I hear the song Mrs Robinson by Simon & Garfunkel, my grade 7 Japanese teacher often come to mind.
-Special K